Best scene ever
Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?
Me: Is ya'll hiring?
IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE
MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS
OH MY GOD
NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR
A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AND NOW I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A SOLID 15 MINUTES
I AM LEGIT CRYING!!!
Mad Men characters through seasons » Joan Holloway
season 1: “He may act like he wants a secretary, but most of the time they’re looking for something between a mother and a waitress.”
season 2: “This is why I don’t allow crying in the break room. It erodes morale. There’s a place to do that, like your apartment.”
season 3: “One day you’re on top of the world and the next some secretary is running you over with a lawn mower.”
season 4: “So all you’ve done is proved to them that I’m a meaningless secretary and you’re another humorless bitch.”
season 5: “Men don’t take the time to end things. They ignore you until you insist on a declaration of hate.”
season 6: “I'm in charge of thinking of things before people know they need them.”